An elderly, Blues/Rock band with a twist !

All our own material with lyrics that will make you smile. Not for those who like Love songs, but songs about "Soggy Bottoms", "Runny Noses" and being "Down on the Allotment", to name but a few.

We consider ourselves as the most unsuccessful rock band in the world with a combined time of over 400 years of writing & performing with not a smidgeon of success, not even a snifter. With time running out and any sign of talent long left the building!

With years of bad write ups and record companies laughing at us, frontman Steve brings these degenerates together and has to bring them up to his level of unsuccessfulness just for starters, all before they begin to record their first and only album. It's their last ditch quest for fame & fortune.